[Harry Lime]

The Liberals support of the 'C-51 Patriot Act of KGB Shadiness' kind of set me in the position of not having anyone at all to vote for. Harpers consolidation of power in the PMs office turned me away from the PCs, and the leader of the NDP is a nut-job that I don't want to see in the ever increasingly powerful PMs chair.

But along comes the PC attack ads on Trudeau. The first one was kind of flailing around, and unintentionally funny. Now there is a new one where income splitting and child care are apparently going to be cut by the Liberals, and that's supposed to be scary.

My apologies to 90% of CP for my language and terminology, but is getting hitched and releasing your spawn into the world supposed to be a financial windfall? If someone has more than 3 kids, can we start charging them extra somehow? Once I hit a certain income level, is there a pool of trophy wives and husbands to draw from for tax evasion purposes?

Thanks PCs. I'm now leaning toward the Liberals, whom I've never considered voting for in the past. I didn't know about these awesome cuts, that I ideologically support, now that I've heard of them for the first time. I will use only your attack ads as the basis for all of my information on these policies, which seems fair.