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Originally Posted by ricardodw
And where is Raymond.... for the next 2 years.
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Trust me, Treliving is part of an intergalactic pre-invasion special unit. Treliving is literally signing NHL athletes and then having them abducted suddenly and secretly, while saying: "We shipped him off to Adirondack". This year, he will be sneaky and say: "We shipped him off to Stockton". He knows we are too lazy and disinterested to check, but they never arrive there!! That's the crazy part man!
Fortunately for McGrattan, the Aliens were just not big enough to handle him, and he fought his way to freedom and has escaped now with the help of some woman named Ana Heim who keeps attack-trained waterfowl (apparently, Aliens are terrified of bids that go to water - seriously, they think you either fly or you swim, you shouldn't be able to do both!). Raymond is on the small side, and his RGI (Ricardo Gargantuan Intergalactic Mass and Aggression Index) doesn't bode well for him. I really predict he is next.
So don't worry. Whenever you make your opening day roster and you find yourself including Raymond, just smile and think: "Fire in the Sky" baby.. Fire in the sky indeed.