[Phaneufenstein]

They showed up at my place twice in the last month.

Claiming their energy is somehow greener.
I laughed and said no thanks.

One dude had the balls to ask me if I even cared about being green.
I said no and the look on his face was priceless.

The other was a chick that said - "Oh don't worry I'm not trying to sell you anything, I just need to see your bill". I said that I'm not interested and she repeated herself word for word and just stood there, waiting for me to get my bill, as if now that she said exactly the same thing I will comply.

So we stood there for a good 5 seconds - her waiting for me to get the bill, me waiting for her to GTFO my porch.
Eventually she left.

Just thinking about it, pisses me off.