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Old 07-07-2015, 09:24 AM   #75
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Originally Posted by Burninator View Post
Eat both dinners.
When the food arrives start loudly rating each food item. Create a "what I'm going to eat" and a "gross" plate. Get really hammered and offer the rest of the table the "gross" plate if they want it. Get even more hammered and take the plate to the head table where you can accidentally drop it all over the bride. Take your wedding gift off the table on the way out because they'll never talk to you again anyways.
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