[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Sliver

There's a huge difference, actually. Cochrane is in the Foothills, closer to the mountains and has its own charm and personality. Okotoks can also stand on its own feet, has a personality, and a pride that is interesting and even slightly enviable (e.g. Dawgs or Crocs or whatever that slowpitch team they have is called). Those two places also have their own natural water supply, which is literally the only mandatory thing required for human settlement. Chestermere has a lake and is nice, too.

Airdrie, conversely, is a horrid, vinyl-sided, suburbia-run-amok, depressing, two-story awfulville that doesn't even have its own water supply. I think we should just shut off the tap once in a while to fata with them and swing our dick around a bit. Let them know what's up and who butters their bread.

Haha, that is rich coming from a fella that lives in a man made lake community.