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Originally Posted by pylon
This drives me nuts. I truly believe people don't really need to pee, they just want to go into the bathroom for something to do. I piss before I get on the plane, and unless it's a 6 hour or longer flight, I cannot recall the last time I have used an airplane washroom. Maybe twice in my life.
I had a scenario like this on a flight to Maui. I always take the aisle, because my knee is ultra gibbled, and after 5 hours, if I can't straighten it every 20 minutes or so, it locks up. So the aisle lets me do that without having to get up and stretch therefore pissing off whoever I am sitting next to. Anyway, window seat dude, is on his fourth trip to the can and we aren't even halfway there. I have to get up, listen to his fat faced heavy breathing, and inhale his old man stench each time. I finally ask him if he wants the aisle, and I'll take the window, even though the window seat means I won't be able to walk properly for an hour after the flight. He says "Is it so hard to have the common courtesy to get up and let me use the washroom?"
I wanted to punch him in that stupid, red, bulbous, old man alcoholic nose so bad. I am offering this idiot a courtesy by giving him the aisle seat so he doesn't have to keep crawling over everyone, and he turns it around like I am the selfish dick, when it is going to cause me the discomfort by taking the window.
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You poor dear. You mean you actually had to stand up, not once, not twice but several times during a flight?
OH THE HUMANITY!
The 'old man' is 110% correct. Common courtesy is that you stand to let an elderly gentlemen pass to use the toilet facilitates.
What the hell is wrong with you that you make such a huge deal of the act of standing up?