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Originally Posted by boogerz
Are we the same person, haha. The only difference is that when I left my last job I bought Cookies by George
And in keeping with the theme of the thread, I don't celebrate my birthday - No dinner, presents, parties, etc. I don't really see the point of celebrating such an arbitrary day ¯\(°_o)/¯
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I don't get the whole birthday thing either. It's the anniversary of the day 9 months after your parents banged and you were pushed out of a vagina, what is the achievement exactly on your part? Not dying during the last year?
I also refuse to ever "order as a group" or "share items" at a restaurant. Women always want to do this at restaurants in groups and it drives me crazy. Why do I want to order 8 things as part of a group, when I might really only like 3 of them and then get stuck always paying more than my share? Splitting the bill always results in paying more than if you order individually, especially if other buy booze.
The other social convention I don't like is when walking through double doors at a mall or an office, the person approaching from the opposite direction will often seem to wait 5 seconds for me to open the door and duck in diagonally behind me instead of just opening the door directly in front of them. Yesterday an asian women darted in the door between me and my wife who was 2 feet behind me after I opened the door and walked through, rather than wait for my wife to walk through. I told her she was a moron, but I don't think she spoke English.
I also get people who seem to follow me every morning around the corner directly to the one door out of a 8 possible doors that I walk thru. Are people too lazy to open their own door? Once in a while I'll walk to the last door and just stand there, then the person behind me doesn't know what to do to, when it was 15 seconds faster to walk to the door that was right in front of them. Just laziness.