I was on a red eye flight coming back to Calgary in the fall. Fat old guy and his fat old wife behind me. They each had to pee about 12 times in the span of 4 1/2 hours. Each time they got up the fat old guy would grab my seat (aisle) to hoist himself to stand up. Sometimes from the side, sometimes from the head rest. My seat would go back in a jolt each time he pulled his lard up.
Couldn't believe it.
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