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Old 05-12-2015, 09:52 PM   #230
Sliver
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Originally Posted by pylon View Post
KD pro tip, seriously try this, the worst that happens is you are out a buck fifty.

1 table spoon margarine/butter.

Powder.

Tear up and stir in 2 kraft singles.

No milk.

The gooeist, creamiest Kraft Dinner you will ever have.
No thank you. There are two types of girls I have avoided at all costs throughout my life. The first is a ketchup-chip girl. I can't articulate it any further than that. And I even like ketchup chips (Lay's; not old dutch). But there is a type of girl that can only be described as a ketchup-chip girl and I avoid them like the plague.

The second type of girl from which I have always steered clear is a cheese-slice girl. Unlike a ketchup-chip girl, however, I myself don't like cheese slices so a cheese-slice girl is a notch below a ketchup-chip girl. While I have never actually seen a cheese-slice girl with a cheese slice, I imagine she'd smell like one, would perhaps have some cheese slice mushed into her cuticles from wrapping a cheese slice around her finger and licking/sucking it off (in an off putting, non-sexual way). Uck.

So yeah, I don't think I'll sully my kd with a bunch of cheese slices.
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