Acquire Nikita Kucherov. Not for any hockey-related reasons, it's just that "Nikita Kucherov" is pretty close to "I-See-The-Future-Ov" which makes it the second best Russian name in NHL history behind only Alexei Morozov, who's name was basically "Sexy More-Clothes-Off."
Also, fix the heroin beer at the dome.
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