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Old 05-07-2015, 02:33 PM   #118
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The problem with McDonalds?

I don't know why it bugs me, because I will be old one day too, but every McDonalds in the city has turned into a hospice ward between 7-10 am. I get they like their $1 seniors coffee and muffin, but they take up every seat in the place for hours, hog all the newspapers, and you cannot help but over hear the insane 'Sun comments section' style ramblings.

The last time I was in there, I had to listen to this obese old man complaining about his neighbours kid with this giant booming voice. "HE MASTURBATES ALL THE TIME, THAT'S THE PROBLEM, ALL THE MASTURBATION! GET THAT KID BAPTIZED IT ISN'T PURE!!!"

I really wanted to go stand on his oxygen hose for a minute or two.
I'd be more concerned with how he knows about what his neighbors do in private.
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