I don't know why, but I love the Rich man/poor man analogies
Maybe it's because for years we've always had a poor man's #1 center. Now we got a rich man's #1 center and I'm simply ecstatic about it.
In fact, my wife thinks Johnny, Monny & Bennett are so cute, we figuratively adopted them and she refers to them as her sons when they score, and yells at the other players when they body check her sons.
You shoulda seen her lose her #### when Burrows hit Johnny from behind. Hell hath no fury...