Server: What would you like to drink?
Me: Diet Coke please.
Server: Is Diet Pepsi okay?
Me: I'll have water.
/Pepsi sucks
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"For thousands of years humans were oppressed - as some of us still are - by the notion that the universe is a marionette whose strings are pulled by a god or gods, unseen and inscrutable." - Carl Sagan
Freedom consonant with responsibility.
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