[ForeverFlameFan]

Originally Posted by CogNoman

Um... I don't mean to brag, but, after one series, I'm actually in 1st place in the CalgaryPuck league (tied with Doobzzz).

I don't want you guys to feel bad. It's not your fault. It's just... some people (like me) are just... naturally superior to all of you. It's okay.

If any of you would like my autograph, I can perhaps mail you some of my used toilet paper. It's perhaps more than you feel you deserve? But I'm willing to share my greatness with you. Man... I just... I can't get over how lucky you all are. You truly are blessed to have had the opportunity to witness somebody as amazing as me.

Your payout: $0