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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
you're a better man then me. I'd have said to my son if I had one "Junior this is how you take out the trash". Then I'd walk up and quip something clever at the first one like "###### this zit face" and then ram my forehead into his nose. Then I'd grab another jerk, with a teenage pimply face and grind his face into the sand while yelling "This will help clear those blackheads sunshine". then the third one I'd grab in a rear naked joke while gleefully yelling "This one's yours son, now punch him in the $$$$". to which my son would coolly say "Austa La Vista Testicles" and then smack him in the jublies.
Then we'd go and have ice cream and I'd say "I love you son" and he'd say "I love you dad"
At least that's how it would go in my head.
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And this is what those snot nosed kids grow up to be.