[CaptainCrunch]

I want this to be Batman dark, and the actual story lines of the actors could make that happen.

Sure make the oldest one DJ or whatever her name is a recent widow who's also an extreme evangelical Christian who shunned her family until she became desperate and then came crawling home.

the middle sister a recovering meth addict,

The youngest one suffers from anorexia, and also somewhere along the line she was captured by an evil hidden corporate entity who cloned her, her clone is a intellectual failure that runs around doing thumbs up and saying cool dude.

John Stamos character, his last wife (from the original show) vanished on a family camping trip to the Grand Canyon. Jessie spends a lot of time in singles bars.

What's his names character Dave Coulier a failed comedian, the world stopped laughing at his lame jokes 20 yeas ago. Now he's accepted a job as a low level paper shuffler at a 3rd rate insurance company and he's started collecting guns and naming them.

The other dad, stopped being wholesome now he's got a raunchy sense of humor and recently got fired from his job as a teacher for crossing the line.

Kimmy Gibbler or whatever her name is, the only successful member of the original story, she got a doctorate and is the dean of a local university, she comes by not to be goofy but to rub everyone's faces in her success.

The twins that John Stamos (Jessie) and his wife had, are estranged they left home shortly after their mom vanished and became low level meth dealers, they're currently serving a dime at Parchman federal pen.

Man this series could write itself.

I need five million bucks, some blow and some inspiration prostitutes.