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Cheese · 08-03-2006, 04:07 PM

The Holy Republic of CannibalisticCheese

"We eat the young!"

UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:Few
Economy:Good
Political Freedoms:Unheard Of
Location: ALLIED CP

Regional Influence: Minnow

The Holy Republic of CannibalisticCheese is a tiny, devout nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and Defence are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 26%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Trout Farming.
Crime is a problem. CannibalisticCheese's national animal is the hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dogma.

08-03-2006, 04:07 PM	#82
Cheese Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2002 Exp:	The Holy Republic of CannibalisticCheese "We eat the young!" UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists Civil Rights:Few Economy:Good Political Freedoms:Unheard Of Location: ALLIED CP Regional Influence: Minnow The Holy Republic of CannibalisticCheese is a tiny, devout nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources." The enormous, corrupt government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and Defence are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 26%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Trout Farming. Crime is a problem. CannibalisticCheese's national animal is the hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dogma.