Q: What do Jamie Benn and Michael Phelps have in common?
A: They're both representatives of The Green, and both start every match with a dive.
Q: What do Seguin and a Sequin have in common?
A: A sequin is an example of an embellishment, and Seguin's captain is Jamie Benn.
Q: Why did Jamie Benn need hip surgery?
A: Thin air hurts, man.
Q: When will CP run out of Jamie Benn diving jokes?
A: When will Jamie Benn will run out of joke dives?
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