Thow holy Mullet lord. Please bestow thy strength upon your subjects, and reward them with the pride, courage and strength to defeat their foes. And rain down on them the only finest of Big Block Muscle cars for the men.... endless mountains of poutine for thy women where rivers of Gravy and processed cheese curds flow into thy mouths. Shall you bestow them with the best of mobile dwellings and Affliction casual wear... should they slay their foes.
Amen.
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