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Originally Posted by Table 5
Oh, well in that case you're probably screwed. You can't walk 10 feet there without running into a luxury watch boutique. Your only hope would be to convince her you're actually going to dictatorial Swaziland, not Switzerland, and leave her at home.
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Thanked for 'Dictatorial Swaziland.'
The lie that I'd have to come up with to justify that would have to be a whopper.
"Honey, I swear! I'm just the Warlord-Du-Jour's personal concierge accountant!!"
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