[Heavy Jack]

Originally Posted by pylon

The second I announced I had some sort of stomach ailment from some really bad mall Korean BBQ in an OOT thread. Every single thing started going our way. So naturally, it is 100% obvious, there is an undeniable connection to the OOT scoreboard and the discomfort of my bowels. It couldn't be any clearer. The Flames playoff hopes, rest in my colon.

The universe works in mysterious ways... Who am I to argue. Just be glad this isn't like some really twisted version of Being John Malkovich, and there is a secret room you enter, and then I poo you out. I don't think I would like that very much.