In today's OOT, the great Zoltan sees:
1) Eddie lack with a shutout. An incredible display of shutoutiness shutting out all shutouts henceforth. A shutout so majestic Ben Scrubbins sheds a shutout of tears.
2) Pavelec becomes the first goalie in NHL history to score a hat trick. Also a shutout, while facing no shots the entire game. Immaculate corsi for the jets tonight in a dominating display.
The word of Zoltan.