Geez I forgot about three video games to movie adaptations
Double Dragon
Robert Patrick dressed as Vanilla Ice a young and at the time hot actress Alyssa Milano and Scott Wolf (anyone remember that guy)
Super Mario Brothers
Somehow a movie with Bob Hoskins John Leguizamo and Dennis Hopper and good god Fisher Stevens was that unbelievably terrible.
Wing Commander
Loved the game but Chris Roberts pretty much killed the franchise with this movie. First of all he changed the Kilrathi completely and they went from a cool enemy to hairless cats with a low IQ.
He took an iconic shop like the Rapter and made it look like a junk yard assembly.
Then he threw in this whole Pilgrim story line and then edited most of it out to make it a more confusing mess.
So disgustingly terrible.
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