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Originally Posted by Street Pharmacist
9/10 I'm sending someone home with nothing after convincing them not to take a product that they have in their hands (polysporin, vitamins, cold FX, etc).
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Originally Posted by Street Pharmacist
Not per se, but there's little use for it. In fact, it's us vast overuse is likely contributing to antibiotic resistance.
Got a burn but no broken skin? Don't need it.
Got a small cut? Don't need it
Think you have pink eye and need polysporin drops? You almost assuredly don't have it.
Have a rash? Very, very small chance polysporin will help
Can't think of too many legitimate uses
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Well d'uuuuuh none of that stuff works, and you're part of the evil not to be trusted synthetic medicine conglomerate controlled by Big Pharma and the government - how DARE you sell that devil "medicine", you disgusting capitalist schmuck that's just out to poison the very souls of people? And their children - why won't you think of their children? Killing them from the inside out with your evil potions, before they've even had a chance to liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive? ESPECIALLY, when you can just use lavendar oil on your cuts, scrapes and burns. OIL on your burns, people. Get with the program.
ADHD? Pfft, screw your evil pill. Don't put that in your precious. Just give him Lavendar, Vetiver, Cedarwood and RutaVala. Rub that gold mix on the bottoms of their feet - instantly better. You depressed? Oh, there's a mix for that too. Frankincense, Joy, Valor, Lavendar, Orange, and Lemon - inhale that stuff and rub it on your forehead. Slap it into a capsule and swallow it. Instantly, you are happy happy happy happy. </duckdynasty>
Frig, did you know essential oils can cure terminal cancer? If you'd only just let the woman into the room of your dying child at Children's hospital, she just knows she can succeed where the doctors have failed, doncha know? Oh yes, just let her in there, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease. You won't lose your precious baby. (actually watched that play out).
