One summer I discovered that if I drank four cans of grape pop in a day that it turned my dumps into an intense green colour. Nothing quite as disconcerting as taking a bright, mint green crap and wondering if you're going to die before realizing it was from the grape pop. I even contemplated taking pictures for proof but this was before I had a digital camera and I figured that it would just be too uncomfortable picking up my prints at the photomat.
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