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troutman · 03-12-2015, 01:14 PM

The Sarcastic Clapping Family of Southhampton
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/90/90lclapping.phtml

Jeffrey: Now that we're all here, I'd just like to say one thing: I know that some of you would like to challenge Father's will! After all, Meg and I did to rather well.. and maybe Blake and Cosima think that's unfair! Of course, I certainly respect your right to do whatever you feel you have to do -but! For God's sakes.. before we start getting lawyers in here, and fighting each other like greedy rats! Let's remember one thing: we're a family, dammit! A family!! Because there's a lot more at stake here than mere dollars and cents! There's the memory of a man we all loved. The man we called.. "Father".

[ Cosima claps sarcastically ]

Cosima: Quite a performance, Jeffrey. Oh.. quite a performance, indeed. Considering the fact that you.. hated Father! No, no, no - don't act so shocked, Jeffrey. We all know that you were just waiting for Father to die, so you could get oyur filthy hands on all his money..!! [ sobs ]

[ Colin claps sarcastically ]

Colin: Nice speech, Cosima. Very nice. Considering you hadn't seen Father in almost two years!

[ Blake claps sarcastically ]

Blake: Nice cutting observation, Colin.

[ Meg claps sarcastically ]

Meg: Nice sentence, Blake.

[ Chris claps sarcastically ]

Chris: Nice clapping, Meg!

03-12-2015, 01:14 PM	#29
troutman Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Crowsnest Pass Exp:	The Sarcastic Clapping Family of Southhampton http://snltranscripts.jt.org/90/90lclapping.phtml Jeffrey: Now that we're all here, I'd just like to say one thing: I know that some of you would like to challenge Father's will! After all, Meg and I did to rather well.. and maybe Blake and Cosima think that's unfair! Of course, I certainly respect your right to do whatever you feel you have to do -but! For God's sakes.. before we start getting lawyers in here, and fighting each other like greedy rats! Let's remember one thing: we're a family, dammit! A family!! Because there's a lot more at stake here than mere dollars and cents! There's the memory of a man we all loved. The man we called.. "Father". [ Cosima claps sarcastically ] Cosima: Quite a performance, Jeffrey. Oh.. quite a performance, indeed. Considering the fact that you.. hated Father! No, no, no - don't act so shocked, Jeffrey. We all know that you were just waiting for Father to die, so you could get oyur filthy hands on all his money..!! [ sobs ] [ Colin claps sarcastically ] Colin: Nice speech, Cosima. Very nice. Considering you hadn't seen Father in almost two years! [ Blake claps sarcastically ] Blake: Nice cutting observation, Colin. [ Meg claps sarcastically ] Meg: Nice sentence, Blake. [ Chris claps sarcastically ] Chris: Nice clapping, Meg!