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Originally Posted by CorsiHockeyLeague
Canucks' current injuries based on where they were playing pre-injury:
#1RW (Burrows)
#2C (Bonino)
#3C (Richardson)
#1D (Edler)
#2D (Tanev)
#4D (Bieksa)
#7D (Corrado)
#1G (Miller)
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They're done. Finished. Kaput. Passed on. No more. Ceased to be. Expired and gone to meet their maker. Stiffs. Bereft of life. Resting in peace. If their early season hadn't nailed them to their perch they'd be pushing up the daisies. Their metabolic processes are now history. They're off the twig. Kicked the bucket. Shuffled off their mortal coil. Run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible. This is an ex-playoff team.
Zero percent of making the playoffs. Ziltch.