Enough of this coffee nonsense.
Give him a bottle of 20 year old Jameson's Irish whiskey, to polish up his gullet, and stiffen up the liver.
He'll open-ice demolish some poor Ranger, and fight him after the fact. Johnny can bank a shot in off his shin-pads, and then through sheer blood and guts alone he'll drive home a garbage goal for the Gordie Howe hat-trick in his first NHL game.
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I am a lunatic whose world revolves around hockey and Oilers hate.
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