Airplane!
"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man."
"That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?"
"Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money."
"Well, not all chicks."
"Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do."
"Good point."
"Well what about you now? what would you do?"
"Besides two chicks at the same time?"
"Well yeah."
"Nothing."
"Nothing, huh?"
"I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing."
"Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do ****."
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