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Originally Posted by Russic
Ya, sometimes they fail. My first sample came back showing dead swimmers when it should have showed none at all. I had to do another test 3 months later, and it came back all good.
Best advice I received was to not be a hero. Lay down, ice your stuff, order a pizza, and watch some movies for a couple days. These are your balls dammit. Get them healed properly. They've served you well for 30-40 years, the least you can do is give them the respect they deserve..
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One of the funniest things for me was when the nurse was telling me that you have to "work at it" to get all them out of your system. I was dreading dropping off the sample (like hey guys, guess what I was just doing!) so I waited for about a year....and still didn't get the all clear. I had to go back again and that time it was all good.
Its not necessarily that the procedure doesn't work, just that somehow some managed to survive or something.
All of this pales in comparison to the hilarity of one guy I know though. He was having some sperm frozen and they sent him to a room. To help him out though they put on some transvestite porn! He was just stunned, and thinking "what the hell do these guys think I'm into?" At the same time he didn't want to go back to the desk or whatever and complain...just overall awkward, as if the situation wasn't bad enough.