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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Boy Reg, been a while since you've told one of those so there I was this morning. . .

"So there I was talking to Scarlett Johansson, she was really nice and asked me to give her a tour around the city.

She mentioned that it was cold in July, so I chuckled and told her that I would warm her up. We both laughed like embarressed high schoolers.

Anyways I bought her a coffee, and we were getting along, we had so much in common. Next thing I know she's running her foot up my leg and she whispers that we should you know, get out of there and go do something fun.

Next thing I knows we're in a grimy back alley behind the mustard seed, she's slamming me up against the wall and kissing me like I'm Josh Harnett or something, anyways I grabbed her dress and - edited for content.


Now that Reg is a so there I was story

Well I am going to put that in the…errr uhhh edit for content