Girlfriend (casual Canucks fan/troll) in the first period: "HAHAH OMG FLAMES ARE LOSING TO THE OILERS?! THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE! HOW PATHETIC!"
Me: "Just wait for the third period. The Flames will win."
*Third period*
Me:


GF: ..."I'm going to bed."
I love how predictable these 3rd periods have become