Mike Richards - "So here I am in the AHL on a guaranteed contract paying me more then 7 million bucks a year, I get a raise because I don't pay escrow, and my deal lasts to 2020. On top of that I've won multiple Stanley Cups and other accolades right?"
Some LA executive - "That's about the extent of it"
Mike Richards - "Great thought I'd ask, now pass me that Keg of beer a straw and order me 50 cheeseburgers"
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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