Drive - There's only so much of a mute Ryan Gosling trying to look "complex" that I can take. Couldn't make it a full hour into this one
Only God Forgives - Yet another Ryan Gosling saying 10 lines throughout the whole movie with a single expression on his face, but somehow I made it through the whole thing. It had some cool violence so I was waiting for something compelling to happen but it never did. I'll just avoid anything with Gosling in it from now on
Transformers 2 - I made it through the first one because as dumb as it was it was still somewhat entertaining. But the 2nd just insulted every fiber of my being, it was just bad in every way something can be bad. Never bothered with any of the other sequels, I don't want to end up with Michael Bay induced PTSD
Pearl Harbor - What should have been a "can't miss" was turned into a ridiculous love triangle snorefest. You have planes, you have battleships, you have explosions, this should have been Michael Bay's ultimate triumph, but somehow he managed to screw it up. I don't understand how he's allowed to keep making movies
Crash - We get it, racism still exists, you don't need to make a 2 hour movie to get that point across
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