I'll list five that I don't think have been mentioned yet.
Sucker Punch: Outside of a few cute girls there's nothing to like about the movie. It literally misses every note from beginning to end.
The Hangover 2: Okay so maybe I'm listing it because I saw it and Sucker Punch the same day, but I hated this movie. Filled with vile individuals that I wanted to be killed off for much of the movie. Hall Pass was also truly terrible.
Alone in the Dark: This can't be the first Uwe Boll movie listed, but it's the only one of his I've seen. I saw 20 minutes of Dungeon Siege, and it was just as bad.
Jaws The Revenge: I chose this over Superman IV, mostly because of how ridiculous this movie is. Considering how nonsensical the climax in Quest For Peace is, this one somehow even manages to top that. Why does the shark growl? Why would a shark have a vendetta against Lorraine Grey? Chief Brody died out of fear from the shark?!? Oh #### you, they didn't even watch the first movie!
Slap Shot 2: Breaking the Ice: I watched the movie once and it was just a miserable experience. The Love Guru is probably the worst hockey movie, but I would never be able to sit through all of that.
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