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Asking a bunch of "likely" severely overweight desk jockeys their opinion on something like this?
Im going to go make a nice sandwich and think it over.
In the meantime it is your life to do with as you please. If you get there and back please ensure you come back and give us the first read of your story c/w pictures. Im sure it will give many of us a boner, and you will be richer for your choices. Im sure this story will be right up there with Snotboy for CP honors.
If you don't make it back we will find this post in a few years and have a faux wake in your honor. Ill tip a Crown Royal in your honor, sit back in my chair, and go make another sandwich.