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btimbit · 01-15-2015, 08:43 PM

Since there's not much in this game worth talking about in the intermission, here's some drummer jokes. (Any Musicians on CP?)

How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it.

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.

What does a drummer use for birth control?
His/Her personality.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me neither.

What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money.

01-15-2015, 08:43 PM	#95
btimbit Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2012 Exp:	Since there's not much in this game worth talking about in the intermission, here's some drummer jokes. (Any Musicians on CP?) How do you tell if the stage is level? The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it. What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted. What does a drummer use for birth control? His/Her personality. Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car? So they can park in the handicapped spot. Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school? Me neither. What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond? One will mature and make money. Last edited by btimbit; 01-15-2015 at 08:47 PM.