[CaptainCrunch]

Some of the reviews are just classic

I went in to F&R auto to get a new car in preparation for a cross-country trip with the family. I distinctly remember ordering the Antarctic Blue Super Sports Wagon. When I arrived to pick up my new ride, however, the sports wagon wasn't even there. The shady salesman tried to sell me on the Metallic Pea Queen Family Truckster, but I wasn't having it. I demanded that they bring my old car back, but to my surprise, I found out that it had already been crushed to a useless pile of metal.

Unfortunately, I had no choice but to take the Queen Family Truckster. Now my wife hates me, she'll probably end up cheating on me. My son doesn't think I have any balls because I didn't stand up to the salesman. My daughter will most likely need therapy after being seen rising in this car.

In short, going to this dealership will ruin your life. If you still want the respect of your family, go somewhere else, anywhere else.

Now don't get me wrong, I bought a 1985 Delorean from F and R auto and it worked great. The mechanic told me there was a small problem with the flux capacitor but a little elbow grease quickly solved that issue. After my first trip hitting 89 mph I ended up exactly where I wanted. The mayor of the town, upon seeing that my car was from F&R auto, told me he used to delivered pizza there when he was younger but unfortunatly, the place had to be shut down in 2015 for, and I quote "massive ######baggery".

Now I still have 13 days left on my 30 days garantee but I know for sure that place is gonna close down. So avoid that place guys and stay away from my mother!