With apologies to Elton John and Norma Jean
Goodbye Danielle Smith
Though we never knew you at all
You had the audacity to premier yourself
While those around you walked
They walked out of your party
And they mocked you in your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you ashamed of your name
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a premier in the waiting
Never knowing what party to cling to
When the trouble set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just too smart
Your party burned out long before
Your premiership ever did