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Originally Posted by Locke
MacTavish should probably have his coach hiring responsibilities revoked.
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Grand Poobah Kevin Lowe Coaching Application Form
Name:
Date of Birth:
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Questionnaire
How many cup rings do you have? Please circle
4 5 6
Previous coaching experience (less is more!):
Please demonstrate a working knowledge of "Simple Math" by finishing the following sentence:
It's not a matter of when Edmonton wins a cup, but ________ ________
What length of employment are you looking for with the oilers? Please circle
0 to 3 months
3 to 6 months
6 to 9 months
Under one year
Do you own waterproof suits? Y/N
Have you ever worked for the oilers in any capacity before? (We're always looking to promote from within!)
What level of Oilers fan are you?
Tier 1 or insignificant
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