[Mazrim]

Originally Posted by Daradon

Though I appreciate the tradition of the original FPAG on Shaw, I think many have swapped to FPBG (fireplace bellows girl) on Telus.

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This quote from Pylon last year (I think?) is still hilarious:

Originally Posted by Pylon

Albeit the leg sighting was very unicorn'esque in its nature, she simply doesn't stoke the fire with the same confidence, urgency and purpose as the genuine FPAG. Too much hesitancy in the log placement as well, I could sense fear. FPAG reaches in, with his bare hand, almost as if he is mocking the fire, taunting it to burn his leathery skin. Fire tending is still a mans world, and I find watching the Telus feed, is tantamount to watching women's Olympic hockey. Yes it is the same sport, but it lacks the physicality and intensity of the pro game.

Perhaps in a few years we will see improvements but for now, FPAG 1.0 is the prime ticket.