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Originally Posted by Sliver
I'm totally scared of how long they live. My vote is for us to stay petless. We have a fish and I don't even know its name. It's 3. I've never fed it or anything. I couldn't even tell you what colour it is, although I do know it's one of those fighting fishes. I'm just not an animal guy.
I told my wife we're going to have this thing well into our 50s thinking that would scare her, but she remains undeterred.
If you don't like your cat, why don't you get rid of it? Or do you love it, but just not really like it?
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This could be the post of the year. Not kidding. I encourage slowly reading each sentence and pausing at the end of each sentence to let its meaning sink in.
Such linguistic economy to rile people up is beyond good writing. It is artistry. Seriously. I may be Sliver's biggest fan.