I have no hope left that the OP's scenario is even possible.
Not that I really want to see the Oilers win, but I now believe the best case for Flames fans is that the Oilers loss the draft lottery, are told in no uncertain terms by Eichel he will not report to the Oilers and is willing to spend 4 years in college to avoid it. And then they pump the crap out of the wrong guy in the media so they can pat themselves on the back after picking him.
It seems so much more realistic than them going .500 and finishing 28th
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