[Roast Beef]

Hermyman, Hermyman,
Does whatever a dentist can.
Cleanin teeth, any size,
Catches cavities just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Hermyman.
Root Canal? Listen bud—
He's an emergency tooth fixin stud.
Can he stitch gums from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! There goes the Hermyman.
If you have overbite,
He makes sure you're just fine
Like a streak of light,
He arrives just in time!
Hermyman, Hermyman,
Friendly neighborhood Hermyman.
Wealth and fame, he's ignored—
Your good teeth is his reward.
To him,
Teeth is a great big bang-up—
Wherever there's a hang-up,
You'll find the Hermyman!