Do they call him "The Klink" or "The Hammer"?
With players these days it's probably "Klinksy"
He's probably excited to go play with Crosby and Malkin.
Maloney: Klinksy, you've been traded
Klinkhammer's shoulders drop and his head hangs
Maloney: To Pittsburgh
Klinkhammer becomes excited, hugs Maloney and thanks him for the trade.
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