[Igster]

Originally Posted by tvp2003

Marge: Homie, do you ever drink alone?
Homer: Does the Lord count as a person?
M: No.
H: Then, yes.
M: Do you need a beer to fall asleep?
H: Thank you. That'd be nice.
M: Do you ever hide beer around the house?
H: Do I ever! Ah! - [Pop-top Fizzes]
M: Do you ever drink to escape from reality?
H: [ Humming Cancan ]
M: Homie. I'd like you to do something for me.
H: You name it.
M: I want you to give up beer for a month.
H: You got it. No deer for a month.
M: Did you say "beer" or "deer"?
H: Deer.
M: Please, Homie. I know you can do this.
H: All right. Starting tomorrow, no beer for a month. - [Pop-top Fizzes]
M: What was that noise?
H: I was saying, "Psst! I love you.