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Originally Posted by Textcritic
In all seriousness. When you have withdrawn 4lbs. of cash from the bank, what the hell do you do with it? I mean, sure, you can use it as a substitute for your cel phone, or as an apparatus in your daily workout. But beyond that: I can't imagine walking around town, going to the grocery store, stopping to eat, or even just doing my basic shopping with a sack full of $20s in hand—that wad certainly wouldn't fit in my pockets.
What do you do with it? (once your calisthenics are finished, of course.)
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Nonsense and haberdashery!
There are limitless uses for four pounds of cash, such as:
- Weighing down important personal documents
- Burning it for warmth
- Organizing it into standard widths to be used as a measuring tool
- Shredding it up and cooking it into baked goods
- Exchanging it in return for goods and services
- Making 'It Rain'
- Wallpapering an unsightly room
- Getting out of Winnipeg
Countless uses!