What if instead of a tax we build fat farms and force fat people to go there and run on treadmills 24 hours a day that are attached to giant generating stations.
We could help them becoming healthier and take care of our energy needs and the good news is there would be no tax requirements.
We could feed them pretty cheaply by giving them finely condensed protein paste and the bodies of people who can't survive the dramatic treadmill process.
That's right people, we can feed them people, who are high in all of the essential food requirements and go well with red and white wine.
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