I once saw this fat crazy woman who dropped her pants and started to urinate at Northland mall. This was near the old theatre (Now Gold's Gym) and as you may or may not know there is a slight downhill grade and her urine almost made it to the food court.
Her "boyfriend" was this crazy guy who would walk around wearing big headphones but they weren't plugged into anything... The cord would just dangle.
Ahhh memories...
