3 Hockey fans are walking through the park. They come across the nude body of a dead woman. Fan 1 suggests they cover the body and seek the police. He takes his Flames hat and places it on a breast. The Montreal fan takes his hat off and places it on the other breast. The Oiler fan takes his hat off and covers her crotch. They return with the officer and he begins to investigate.. He lifts the Flames cap, looks, replaces it and writes some notes.. Takes off the Habs cap, looks, replaces it and writes some notes... He then picks up the Oiler cap, looks.... pauses, lifts the hat again and looks....pauses.. When he goes to lift the hat a 3rd time, the Oiler fan says "Hey man, are you some kind of pervert or something?"....
The officer replies, "No I'm just a little comfused. Usually when I look under an Edmonton Oilers cap, I see an a$$hole!!"
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